These are true facts about the Endrak.
The Endrak was born of Skaarg the Unholy, Mother of Demons and Mr. Turpin, Darling High School's Geometry teacher. His birth was heralded by the destruction of the moon. He had to replace it, and his initials can still be found carved into the surface.
He is eight feet tall, but adept at making himself appear to be a measly six.
His real name cannot be pronounced by human tongues. He briefly considered changing to Karl but decided on Endrak.
He likes candle-lit dinners and romantic walks on the beach.
He does, in fact, lift.
He knows the secrets.
What does any of this even mean? What is this place? Am I real or simply the product of some vast and distant intellect who dreams the universe?
He likes warm socks.
His Astrology sign is Aries.